Sunday, March 27, 2005

I really should be studying for the Jeopardy! test
It's Sunday night, and I feel like blogging.
More precisely, I had a traditional Easter dinner of frozen pizza, the laundry is in between cycles, there's nothing on TV, tax homework is done, and there's nothing else to do.
Problem is, I've been somewhat of an emotional wreck recently, and that's the last thing I would imagine any of you are interested in reading about. At the same time, that's all that's really on my mind.
And so, I'm blogging about how I'm not blogging. Huh?

My heart is already broken, what's a couple more whacks?
In other news, OSTW is upgrading March 2005 to Kick J-Dub While He's Down Month in light of some very necessary items under my car Jack's hood crapping out, with a repair estimate of $540, as well as some more minor school-related items that aren't worth the time to transcribe here.

If it wasn't for the Good News of Easter to put everything into pretty big perspective today, I'd be pretty much dead right now.

Is April here yet?

Saturday, March 26, 2005

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Saturday, March 12, 2005

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MILWAUKEE -- So, earlier this week I picked up the 6 pm to Midnight shift at work. I'm expecting a quiet Saturday night. Except...(courtesy AP)

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Man kills seven, then himself at church meeting in suburban Milwaukee hotel
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By RYAN NAKASHIMA
Associated Press Writer
BROOKFIELD, Wis. (AP) -- A gunman opened fire Saturday during a church service held at a busy suburban Milwaukee hotel, killing seven people and seriously wounding four others.
The gunman apparently killed himself, Brookfield Police Chief Daniel Tushaus said.
"He had planned to shoot us all," a woman who was at the church service said. "I'm asking myself why am I still alive."
Officers found four people and the gunman dead when they arrived about 1 p.m., and three others died later at a hospital, Tushaus said.
Police were not seeking any other suspects in the shooting, which occurred during a regularly scheduled meeting of the Living Church of God at the Sheraton hotel in Brookfield, a western Milwaukee suburb, Tushaus said.
The woman who was at the service, who declined to give reporters her full name, said the gunman started shooting shortly after the service started. She said he had three clips and even stopped to reload.
The woman said she was sitting in front of a "family he mowed down"
"It was mayhem," she told reporters outside the hotel. "I dove under a chair, the man whose chair I dove under died."
The woman said the church's minister was among the dead.
The victims were all in the same meeting room at the hotel, Tushaus said. The suspect, a man of about 45 who was armed with a handgun, was affiliated with the church, which had been meeting at the hotel every Saturday morning for four or five years, he said.
Tushaus didn't identify the victims but gave approximate ages. He said two boys ages 15 and 17, a 72-year-old man and a 55-year-old woman died at the hotel. Three men, ages 58, 50 and 44, died later at a hospital.
Four others -- a 52-year-old woman, a 20-year-old woman, a 20-year-old man and a 10-year-old girl -- were in serious condition at Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Hospital in Wauwatosa and Children's Hospital of Wisconsin.
People at the hotel flooded Waukesha County's emergency dispatch center with 911 calls after the shooting, County Executive Dan Finley said.
Some hotel guests remained locked in their rooms after police surrounded the building and would not allow anyone to enter or leave. Emergency vehicles filled the parking lot at the hotel, located near an interstate and a shopping mall, and police removed a Toyota pickup truck from the lot.
Later Saturday evening, investigators blocked off a block about two miles from the hotel in the neighboring community of New Berlin, where police went in and out of a brown, two-story house near the end of the block.
New Berlin Mayor Telesfore Wysocki said police told him the gunman lived in that neighborhood with his mother and sister, whom officers were interviewing. Wysocki said he didn't know anything else about the suspect.
He said police were collecting more evidence at the man's house.
"We are in total shock and disbelief," he said.
The Living Church of God is headquartered in Charlotte, N.C.
"We really don't have a comment at this time. We don't even know all that has gone on, but it's devastating," said Lara Prejean, a church member who lives in Monroe, N.C.
According to the global church's statement of "fundamental beliefs," the church is a born-again denomination that believes in the end time, followed by Christ's second coming.
Investigators said they would not release any more information about the shooting until a news conference Sunday morning.
"We train for these incidents all the time and we hope against hope they never happen, but today was one of those days," Finley said.
At Froedtert, a team of about 25 doctors, nurses and emergency workers cared for the victims.
"Their actions saved lives in this tragic event here," said Charles Cady, an emergency room doctor.
Matt Z@reczny, 18, of Wauwatosa, was working at the mall when he saw the commotion and went into the hotel. He said he saw one room that was in disarray.
"It just looked like hell in there," he said.
Karen Suick, 48, said she arrived at the hotel Friday night with 15 players and their parents for a hockey tournament.
"One of our hockey dad's two daughters are still in there," she said. "They called his cell phone. They were OK, but they were told to go back to their room. So that's what they did."
Jeff Hietpas, 35, of Fond du Lac, said he thought the shooting happened near his hotel room but he was at a hockey game when it happened.
"I don't know what the hell would have happened if we were there," he said.
Hietpas said his group still planned to stay at the hotel Saturday night.
"We are going to play risk management," Hietpas said.
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Associated Press writers Carrie Antlfinger in New Berlin, Juliet Williams in Wauwatosa, Xiao Zhang in Milwaukee and Michael Felberbaum in Raleigh, N.C. contributed to this report.
(Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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Friday, March 11, 2005

6:47 a.m.-- First signs of life in the library. Doors open in 13 minutes. The 7 hour Library Lockdown is almost over. Paper progress: decent, though not done. Surprisingly, I'm picking up speed in how many pages I get done, perhaps just being less picky and more desperate. Quoting the hell out of some of these cases. I still love pumpkin pie. Hope you've enjoyed this night as much as I have...which is perhaps to say...not at all.

3:55 a.m. -- Progress being made! Hooray!

Tuned in the morning show internet stream on TMJ at 3 a.m. (5 a.m. central.) E-mailed Jagler to let him know they had a listener in California...also shared the news that I would be taking the Jeopardy! qualifying test on March 31st. Since my Jeopardy! prowess has gained (really quite undeserved) legendary status in the newsroom, they spent about a minute and a half sharing this news with eastern Wisconsin at 5:25 a.m. Slow news day I guess. Now I wait for the call from Mom..."So-and-so from church heard them talking about you on the radio this morning!"

1:59 a.m.-- More awake than an hour ago, though, less focus on getting this done.

Did you know there are five reported federal court cases involving pumpkin pie?
1. Continental Baking Co. v. Utah Pie Co., 396 F.2d 161 (10th Cir. 1968). "The phrase 'frozen fruit pies' is also used in a more narrow sense, as embracing only the strictly fruit pies, and not including mince or pumpkin pies." Id. at 165.

2. Continental Baking Co. v. Utah Pie Co., 349 F.2d 122 (10th Cir. 1965). "The phrase 'frozen fruit pies' is sometimes used in a broad sense and as including frozen apple, cherry, boysenberry, peach, pumpkin, and mince pies, although the latter two are not, strictly speaking, fruit pies." Id. at 126.

3. A.C. Legg Packing Co. v. Olde Plantation Spice Co., 61 F. Supp. 2d. 426 (D. Md. 1999). "OPSC, which has been in business since 1993, sells spices for mulling beverages...packages of spice for apple pie, apple pound cake, pumpkin pie, or pumpkin cake....

4. Denker v. Uhry, 820 F. Supp. 722 (S.D.N.Y. 1992). Denker claims Uhry stole Denker's ideas in writing the screenplay for Driving Miss Daisy. In recounting one of the scenes from the movie, the court notes "Hoke notices that Daisy has not eaten her pumpkin pie." Id. at 728.

5. U.S. v. Consolidated Foods Corp., 455 F. Supp. 108 (D.C. Pa. 1978). "Sara Lee's pie sales and distribution are even more seasonal than those of most other pie sellers, since its largest selling variety is pumpkin." Id. at 117.

I like pie.

The OSTW Principle: Blogging increases in direct proportion to the amount and magnitude of other work to be done at the same time
(A journal of my night locked in the law library)
1:03 a.m. -- Quiet. One janitor doing some dusting elsewhere. Vision: blurry, but still quite awake and alert. Prior to midnight closing time, smuggled in one can of Red Bull in direct violation of the Jerene Appleby Harnish Declaration on Human Rights and Beverage Policy: "No person shall drink liquids other than water except from spillproof travel mugs, unless the Chief Librarian should suspend this clause in time of emergency or civil unrest."

Hmm.

Vacuum just started up in a far corner. A giant picture of Prof. Popov. is staring at me from the far wall, as if to say: "Let'sgetstartedherewego, let's-get-started-here-we-go, let's...get...started...here...we...go. Heeeeyyyy! It's 1 a.m. everybody! Wow!"

(If you don't have his class, or are SFD and have visited, you won't get it.)

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Wasn't Cliff Huxtable a medical doctor?
This meaningless graphic came up with my Westlaw login page today:

Bill Cosby? I know he's in legal trouble, but...

Fight the Man


A letter has been drafted. The gauntlet is thrown!
You can't swindle $65 out of me this easily, City of Angels!!!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Hey everyone! It's kick J-Dub while he's down week!
*Final paper due Friday at 2 p.m., still a ways to go (Can't even push it until late in the day)
*Mounds of paperwork to get done for this busy-work pass/credit/fail class tonight that could go for three (or more!) hours long
*Had a $65 ticket from LA on my windshield this morning, because my car's butt was a couple inches into a "red zone" on the curb (not a hydrant...just close to the crosswalk?) In other news, since when does LA do parking enforcement on my boring little street? According to my ticket, it was issued at 1:13 a.m. Please!
*Tracy and I are taking a "break." I'm trying to focus on the positives and have faith in a positive outcome...but for now it's mostly sad and painful. I think it is for her too, and it's incredibly tough to be the problem and not the one who is able to be there for her.

Positives
I voted for mayor of L.A. (and some other local races) today. And I wasn't afraid of being shot in the streets -- at least no more than any other day in Los Angeles. So as shitty as life may seem, there are millions of people in other parts of the world who don't want to hear me whine and think I've got it made. Nothing like the "I Voted" sticker to brighten a day.

Good or bad that one of my few comforts this week is basic democracy? Hmmmm.

Sorry for dumping on y'all, but I need a hug. Human or mascot...doesn't matter.

If this can't make me feel good, nothing will

That Truman is one huggable mascot...

Sunday, March 06, 2005

March Mania!*
*OSTW clearly avoiding the more common yet NCAA-trademarked phrase


What a way for MU to end the regular season. Well, ok, it was the only way to end the season if Quin wants to keep his job. (We're not convinced he should, by the way.) Still, the kU men are 0-1 in the 50-Cents-a-Paige-Mizzou-Sports-Arena, and that puts a smile on this Tiger's face.

Now, all of you doubting doubters and other kU associates (of whom I hope very few actually visit here) will say "well, have fun in the NIT!"

To which OSTW (via SFD via Kara via Norm Stewart) remind you that the Big XII gets an automatic bid just like every other conference...and the Big XII tournament is at Kemper Arena, which is still in Missouri!

Friday, March 04, 2005

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